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Strakonice is a town in the South Bohemian Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 22,000 inhabitants.
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Martineau Place is a shopping centre located in the city centre of Birmingham, England. It contains a mixture of shops, restaurants, bars and leisure outlets. Retailers include Sainsbury's, Deichmann, Boots, Argos and Poundland.
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