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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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Leonid Georgyevich Gubanov was a Soviet poet, creator of the unofficial literary circle SMOG.
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Michael Owen Johnson is a former footballer who played as a defender, primarily at centre back, although he also played left-back when called upon. He is a current England U18s coach and club ambassador of Derby County. He made more than 550 appearances in the Football League and Premier League, including more than 250 games for Birmingham City and more than 100 each for Notts County, the club where he began his professional career, and for Derby County. Johnson was born in Nottingham, England, and played 13 times for the Jamaica national team, for which he qualified by descent. He retired as a player at the end of the 2008–09 season, and took up the post of youth team manager with Notts County.
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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