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9-1-1: Nashville is an upcoming American procedural drama television series set to premiere on ABC during the 2025–26 television season. It serves as the second spin-off of the 9-1-1 franchise, following 9-1-1: Lone Star, which concluded in early 2025. The series is created by Ryan Murphy, Tim Minear and Rashad Raisani, with Brad Falchuk and Angela Bassett also serving as executive producers.
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