{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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